I scream, you scream, we all scream for AI-scream!

This summer you can beat the heat and abandon all hope with Other*Pops, syrupy frozen treats in four unknowable flavors inspired by Google’s already-ruined-by-furry-porn-and-shitty-vacation-pictures nightmare dispenser, Deep Dream!

Ocean of Infinite Dogs and Eyes

Infinite Dogs

Description: In the end, everything is a beagle-faced horror.

Tastes like: Hot voids, smooth pants, lazy beds in the rain. Tongue petals, lather, a blistering sun and the worship of a luscious apparatus.

Strangling Fruit

frozen horrors

Description:  Where lies the strangling fruit that came from the hand of the sinner I shall bring forth the seeds of the dead to share with the worms that gather in the darkness and surround the world with the power of their lives while from the dimlit halls of other places forms that never were and never could be writhe for the impatience of the few who never saw what could have been…

Tastes like: Screaming rabbits. A flavor that is not a flavor. Annihilation.

Neck Mouth

Neck Mouth

Description: Refreshing anthropomorphic nightmare neck mouth. Thousands of cupcakes moaning in the drywall until everything sounds like blood. Dr. Quaildickears will smell you now.

Tastes like: The staccato chanting of an unearthly abberation. Paranoid whispers. Out-of-phase insinuations. Guy Fieri’s mitochondrial DNA.

Cosmic Fishgoat Peacock Swirl

Cosmic Fishgoat Peacock Swirl

Description: A flavor explosion of animals made from other animals in an endless sea of organic waste, forming and re-forming in a desperate, but futile struggle to adhere to meaning and time in the dead fathoms of Google’s god-eye.

Tastes like: Mandarin Orange